sâmbătă, 13 martie 2010

grin and bear it



Teeth Shoes found here

When was the last time you applied the principles of dynamic resistance to your facial muscles?



Independent studies show that using Facial Flex for two minutes twice daily for 60 days can noticeably improve skin circulation and muscle tone.

The lightweight, crescent-shaped facial exercise device is placed in the corners of the mouth, where it maintains a constant outward resistance. To use Facial-Flex, compress and release repetitively against the resistance of the dental elastic. This easy-to learn procedure will yield results in no time!



Hitler’s teeth found here

If you’re more concerned with lazy teeth not getting enough exercise you could try Charles Purdy’s device.

As a new article of manufacture, a device for exercising the teeth, comprising a plate shaped to conform to the contour of the mouth and having on each side comparatively deep depressions to receive the teeth, said depressions corresponding in number to the teeth of the user so that each tooth will be seated in a depression, the plate being provided with a member projecting from its front portion whereby when traction is exerted upon said member, each individual tooth will be exercised.



Perhaps it’s too late and your teeth have already fallen out. Don’t throw them away, make them into jewellery instead



Because if all else fails, Dr. McCollum can always measure you up for a new set of choppers in no time at all

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  1. I am hoping that the gnathogragh does not give me nightmares. It looks right out of one of the Saw movies.

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